I am the real Weird Al Yankovic

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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kingsleyyy:

when your ex tries to make you jealous w someone who ugly af 
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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

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discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

(Source: katefuckingwinslet)

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: barbiemovies)

portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

(Source: radioactiveriley)

lickgold:

I’ll kill you

lickgold:

I’ll kill you

Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS

(Source: deathsp3lls)